LeBron Will Announce Either His Retirement or a New Meme Coin Tomorrow

It’s hard to know which way it could go in today’s world.

Published 1 month ago in Wow

LeBron James has some big news to share, and tomorrow, October 7, at 12 p.m. EST, he’ll be making “the decision of all decisions.” He teased the announcement on social media, posting a short video of himself walking onto a basketball court and sitting down across from an interviewer, tagged with #TheSecondDecision.

The last time LeBron made a “decision” like this was when he announced he was leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat. After 22 years in the NBA, this “second decision” could only mean one thing: he’s retiring — right?

At least that’s what millions of people, myself included, are assuming. Ticket sales for LeBron's last regular-season game in Utah have already skyrocketed, jumping from $85 to $445 within two hours of the post.

However, there could be a stranger explanation; he could be launching a meme coin. Stranger things have happened.