Good luck catching him — he’ll slip right out!

How do you relax? Do you like to kick back and watch TV? Maybe go for a drive to somewhere you’ve never been before? Well, how about I introduce a new option that you can add to your repertoire: covering yourself in cooking oil and going to the grocery store.

No? Just me? Alright, fine.

While you might think such a behavior is unheard of, it’s apparently not, as recent videos out of Jakarta, Indonesia showed a man doing just that. Well, it showed him doing that *eventually* — beforehand, he made sure to hit somebody with a pipe and take a child hostage. Don’t worry, the police eventually caught him.