Man Filled With Regret The Morning After His One Night Stand
This is not his proudest conquest.
Published 3 years ago in Facepalm
This guy, however, though getting some internet clout was a good trade-off for forever being remembered as that guy who bagged a four. Whatever disappointment he felt upon waking up, we can assure you she felt it ten times over the night prior. I mean look at this shmuck, doesn't look like he has too many options of his own.
So if you ever find yourself in this guy's bed, metaphorically speaking, don't do what he did. Be a man and keep your unpleasant conquests to yourself.