Man Goes One vs. Three Against Cops, Somehow Still Wins

The man was later arrested for assault and, you guessed it, possession of methamphetamine.

By Braden Bjella

Published 2 months ago in Ouch

The police must go through physical training before landing the role. Luckily for them, the physical training really isn’t all that difficult (especially if you have a few carefully timed injections on your side!).


Unfortunately for them, however, there are times when the job requires a bit of strength. In this case from Fargo, three cops were tasked with taking down a single man and somehow lost, though he was later caught and “arrested for preventing arrest, possession of methamphetamine, assault of three police officers and possession of drug paraphernalia,” per KFYR.

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University of Michigan Hired People Who Faked Being Disabled to Spy On Students

Note to undercover investigators: When caught, don’t go into I Am Sam voice.

By Braden Bjella

Published 2 months ago in Wtf

According to The Guardian, the University of Michigan has hired private, undercover investigators to monitor pro-Palestinian groups on campus. This involves following them both on and off campus, secretly recording their activities, listening in on their conversations — and, after being caught, hitting their arms to their chest and offering a Simple Jack-level performance.


Of course, this isn’t the worst that these “investigators” have done. They’ve made these students’ lives hell, and in some cases, they’ve even threatened students and almost run them over with their cars. Is that what we call investigating these days?


In an email to The Guardian, the university didn’t deny that it had hired investigators, nor did it apologize for the terrible things that these investigators have done, but it *did* say that it “does not condone or tolerate any behavior by employees or contractors that demeans individuals or communities, including those with disabilities.”


Hope that clears everything up!



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