Man Tries to Sneak Onto Cruise Ship by Climbing the Ropes
All that for a cruise ship?
Published 6 months ago in Facepalm
There are two types of people in this world: those who like cruise ships, and those who will see the light of Heaven.
I’m no theologian, but it really feels like getting on a cruise ship is equivalent to spitting directly in the face of God. You want me to conserve the planet? Fuck you — I’m gonna get hammered on a boat that takes 50 gallons of gasoline to travel a mile!
But hey, I get that not a lot of people have time to plan a vacation, and to some, the prospect of getting robbed in five different Caribbean countries sounds like the ideal spring break. What I *don’t* understand is what this guy did — attempting to break into the ship via its ropes.
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