Hank Kunneman, a mega-church pastor and self-proclaimed “prophet,” recently scolded his congregation after they failed to raise $400,000 to help him pay off a loan. To his credit, the loan was for renovations he made to the church — or so he said — and during his rant, he tried his best “not to rebuke” his audience, but to awaken the holy spirit within them.

Yeah, sure.

Jesus was a huge fan of credit and predatory lending, just read the Bible and you’ll find story after story of Christ standing on the side of big banks using peonage to keep people under their control. Jesus also loved flashy churches with state-of-the-art A/V departments and pastors who sold tickets to conferences and events.

So be a good Christian and help Kunneman pay his debts, it’s what Jesus would have wanted. 

MAGA pastor/self-proclaimed "prophet" Hank Kunneman is mad at his congregants for not coughing up enough money to repay the $400,000 loan he took out for his church. pic.twitter.com/0aE12PxnCD

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