If you’re somebody who actively goes to Disney as an adult, well, I don’t know what to tell you. I’d say “get a real hobby,” but I’m someone who spends all day watching videos of plane crashes and people fighting kangaroos, so who am I to judge?

Regardless, I think that we can all agree that, if you’re going to spend a lot of time at Disney, you should see if for the place it is: an area of family friendly fun. By this, I mean that you shouldn’t fight at Disneyland, no matter how much of a dick someone is being.

These people at Shanghai Disneyland didn’t get the memo, it seems.

中國家長真的超愛在孩子的夢想樂園迪士尼裡面打架⋯⋯

上海迪士尼打架數量之多是世界所有迪士尼樂園之最。 pic.twitter.com/3nzwAGtUvp

— 風暴士兵 Taiwan only (@dabowagaga) June 2, 2025