Mike Myers’ Bodyguard Says He Was Fired for Making Eye Contact...with Mike Myers

Aside from the problematic and blatant cultural appropriation of the 2008 Mike Myers' 'comedy' The Love Guru, Myers was apparently a total d-bag on set.

By zachnading

Published 2 years ago in Facepalm

Aside from the problematic and blatant cultural appropriation of the 2008 Mike Myers' 'comedy' The Love Guru, Myers was apparently a total d-bag on set.

In a recent interview, radio host Jay Brody shared his experience working for the SNL alum as his personal security guard. However, before accepting the position, Brody was made aware that he was in no way supposed to make eye contact with Myers. Excuse me?

Just to recap, the personal security guard for an actor is not allowed to make eye contact with said person he is protecting? Got it. Brody accepted the position. Having no idea what Myers would look like in his Guru garb, Brody's job became infinitely more difficult. You can probably guess where this is going.

Upon Myers' arrival on set, Brody had no choice but to do a quick take (which included a head nod) to make sure he and Myers were on the same page. Within an hour, Brody was fired.
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Therapist Changes His Name after People Confuse Him For Something Else Entirely

Zach ends the video by saying, “as a THERAPIST, I talk to my clients all the time about making mistakes, and I guess this is mine.”

By Peter Rapine

Published 2 years ago in Facepalm

When choosing a handle for social media people often go for fun and or straightforward names, like their real name, if it’s available, or a name that describes who they are and what they do. However, sometimes the handles we create for ourselves can have some very different meanings to those who follow us online.

A therapist on TikTok recently learned this lesson the hard way, after a follower asked him to change his handle because they were concerned people would, "miss read it." Zach's TikTok handle at the time was @thetherapistzach. It has since been changed to @_therapist_zach. We promise this isn't some dress-test, but if you weren't sure Zach is a therapist, not a rapist.

In a video where he addresses one of his followers asking him for a name change, Zach says, “did I ever once think to myself this sounds like something other than what it does? No.” At the time of his posting, he said he would have to wait 30 days before changing his handle.

Zach ends his video by saying, “as a THERAPIST, I talk to my clients all the time about making mistakes, and I guess this is mine.”
@_therapist_zach Replying to @bruhhhsoundeffect2 Pobody’s nerfect. #therapist #fail ♬ original sound - Zach Leezer, LCSW
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