No One Man Has the Right to Have Fireworks Like This

That’s not a firework, that’s a bomb.

Published 4 months ago in Funny

Where is this guy getting his hands on these “fireworks”? If you’re reading this and you still have 10 fingers, congrats on a successful Fourth of July. If you’re reading this with less fingers than you had last week, chances are you were in the vicinity of this wild man and his pipe bombs.

You want to know how I know this isn’t a firework? Fireworks usually have colors. This just exploded.

Hey, I’m not complaining, I’m just calling it like I see it.