NYC Dublin Portal Shut Down Due to "Inappropriate Behavior"

It was all fun and games until it wasn't.

By Peter Rapine

Published 1 year ago in Funny

It was all fun and games until it wasn't. 


Last week we covered the portal and at the time we did nothing too crazy. The Irish had been mooning us Americans and calling us wankers. Us Americans were flipping them the bird and asking girls for their numbers. 


The portal was indented as a wholesome way for Dubliners and New Yorkers to connect with one another and while we did get to know each other, people decided to make the portal a place for crude interpretations of our two different cultures. Dubliners started mocking Americans with pictures of 9/11 and with porn screenshots. 


Eventually, someone in New York (I assume some IG model) flashed the portal in the middle of the afternoon and this morning the portal was shut down for good. No wonder why we can't have nice things. 


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Criminal Baddie Leads Police on High-Speed Chase, Steals Hearts of Millions

18-year-old Felicity Hughes of Camarillo, California went viral over the weekend after the internet got its hands on her arrest footage, which was quickly shared to the MugShawtys Instagram page.

By Peter Rapine

Published 1 year ago in Facepalm

18-year-old Felicity Hughes of Camarillo, California went viral over the weekend after the internet got its hands on her arrest footage, which was quickly shared to the MugShawtys Instagram page. 


Ms. Hughes crashed into a patrol car after an hour-long police chase and was charged with one count of Felony Evading. 


Many people in the comments joked that they'd be able to "fix her" and that she "crashed right into my heart." Other roasts included "Taylor Drift" – a reference to the second film in the Fast and Furious franchise Tokyo Drift.  


While the thirst simps in the comment sections won't be getting visitation rights anytime soon, the best part of having a para-social relationship with a hot criminal is that you don't have to let her drive your car. 

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