According to Rap House TV, a man “found a stingray” on the street and then proceeded to sell it “to a Chinese restaurant.” Now I might be stupid, but I ain’t dumb, so I know there’s more to this story.

But does it matter? Do we care about the truth anymore anyway?

For just one day, I want to live in the world Rap House TV has created. I truly want to believe a man in East New York was walking down the street and just happened upon a stingray and thought, “Yo, I got a guy who would pay me for this.”

What, was the stingray just sitting on the stoop? That fish might have a family! 

NYC Men Found A STING RAY In The Street & Sold It To Chinese Restaurant IMMEDIATELY pic.twitter.com/bQCPxSC0Cl

— Raphouse TV (RHTV) (@raphousetv7) July 1, 2025