Palantir CEO Alex Karp Tries to Impress Reporter With Sick Sword Tricks

High-T men aren’t appreciated anymore, and we're about to change that.

Published 1 month ago in Funny

Alex Karp, the billionaire CEO of Palantir (one of the world’s hottest and most evil companies), is seen as a thought leader, a tech titan and a huge dork. Karp, who recently said “high testosterone men” are neglected by Democrats, isn’t just working to change men’s standing in society. He’s working to perfect his swordsmanship.

In an interview with independent tech journalist Molly O’Shea, Karp takes a break from the hard-hitting questions about his company, his goals and where he thinks society is headed to show her his sword.

As Karp stands there, sword in hand, O’Shea asks, “What should I do.” Karp ignores her and proceeds to demonstrate his incredible sword-thrusting technique. As the DMX song, “X Gon' Give It To Ya,” plays in the background, Karp exudes the energy of a 13-year-old boy showing off his new trick.

However, Karp isn’t a 13-year-old boy. He’s something much worse: a high-testosterone man neglected by society.