Why create technology to steal people’s jobs and profit from their hard work when we could be spending that money on making this — the first fully-automated paper airplane machine that cuts, folds and launches up to 120 paper airplanes a minute?

Think of the upsides: It’s awesome, for one, and it looks cool as hell too. It also doesn’t waste water or tell you that you’re a God. It’s a simple device for a species that enjoys simple pleasures.

Most of all, it won’t subjugate humans to be power sources for its Matrix.

Fully automated paper aeroplane production, 120 planes per minute!

Looks like the majority of parts were laser cut & 3D printed.

Is this a robot or a machine? Is there a difference? pic.twitter.com/0FhePTjVNZ

— Jack (@JacklouisP) July 24, 2025