Peru Is Trying to Avoid War by Sending A Statue With A Giant Penis to Disputed Territories
It’s a bold approach, let’s see if it pays off.
Published 3 months ago in Funny
There are currently escalations on the Colombia-Peru border — specifically, disputes regarding a single island that didn’t even exist until 1970.
Basically, in 1970, changing water levels in the Amazon River produced an island between the two countries. This has led to a decades-long dispute about who owns the island — which Peru is trying to settle by sending a sexy statue to it.
According to local media outlets, Peru is trying to solidify its claim to the island by sending a statue with a massive Johnson to stand on its shores. Why would this resolve the issue? I’m really not sure, but I appreciate the effort!
As part of the recent escalations in the Peru-Colombia border, the Peruvian Navy transferred the Moche erotic huaco to the contested Island. pic.twitter.com/yXeSIXSHmr
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