Nope that's not Poison Ivy, that's Plant Daddy.

The music video comes to us courtesy of the lovely, talented, and hilarious Jaz Zapp. It's no secret that the last 2 years have been a struggle for all of us. Some people leaned on medication (yours truly), while others went with a more natural remedy for making it through the day-to-day. This one goes out to the plant-owners and and of course...the Plant Daddies.

LYRICS:

When it comes to my garden, baby, I have to demand it
Only men stepping up to the plate with a seed can come plant it
Some boys think it's a joke that I make and they come empty-handed
I don't understand it, no
If you're a grower then we'll be alright
'cause you and me are growing towards the light
And if you're looking for a true romance
You can help me wet my plants, oh

CHORUS
If you wanna get with me, I don't need all your monies
If you want in these panties just buy me some plant babies
Plant Daddy, I'm lookin' for a Plant Daddy pretty please
If you wanna get with me, boy my heart don't come for free
Make it Fifty Shades of Green
Run away to Fern Gully
Plant Daddy, I'm lookin' for a Plant Daddy pretty please, oh

So focus on me, ficus on me
I wanna feel your green thumb on my body
Most people look for chemistry, but I really got a thing for botany, yeah
Shower me with chrysanthemums if you really wanna know my agenda, son
So if you want inside these pants, it's time to buy me lots of plants
Oh, lots of plants

CHORUS

If you're coming home with me, make it look like Jumanji
We'll be kissing in a tree
Spray me down, no DDT
Plant Daddy, I'm lookin' for a Plant Daddy pretty please, oh

You brought me a cutting
Cut to us cuddling under the Bamboo Palm
See the roots budding, nutrients sucking
Baby, that snake plant long
Bring the begonias, I will moaning
Show me your monstera
Propagate pathos, bump me like potholes, nice alocasia
Boom, there's plants in my room
Fiddle my leaf and soon
Sweeping up soil with a broom
Now we howling at the moon, silly
Keeping me wet like a peace lily
Keeping me stocked, I'm keeping you hung
Philodendron for his lungs
Make you nut tree in your pants
Then it's lights out, you a zz plant

If you wanna get with me, paint me like Georgia O'Keefe
If you want in these panties let's do some naked gardening
Plant Daddy, I'm lookin' for a Plant Daddy pretty please
Wanna fertilize my seed
Flora, fauna on your knees
Root me deeper than a tree
Grind me down and make a tea
Plant Daddy, I'm lookin' for a Plant Daddy pretty please, oh