Police Officer Announces Predator Sting Operation by Singing Radiohead’s “Creep”
One case where you don’t want to be special.
Published 1 month ago in Funny
The Bloomington, Minnesota Police Department recently announced the conclusion of their “Operation Creep.” As the name would imply, the operation targets, well, creeps — people who were caught soliciting you-know-what from people whom they knew to be underage.
Getting creeps off the streets is one of those rare things that most people in our divided country can agree upon. Maybe that’s why Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges was really, really feeling himself during the press conference announcing the conclusion of the operation.
Watching the conference, every single announcement is a dunk from half court. He had props, he was cracking jokes and at one point he emphasized just how creepy these guys were by singing “Creep” by Radiohead.
“I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo,” Hodges gleefully crooned.
Some notable arrests include the ICE Agent who tried to get out of his arrest by saying he was with ICE (didn’t work) and the dude who got so nervous before his supposed underage hookup that he took a dump in a bag.
Now these people have been locked up — and we’re certainly going to notice when they’re not around.