There are far too many people these days who insist on a return to how humans “used” to be. This is despite the fact that the past, by and large, sucked, and doing something as simple as walking outside back in the day could result in a foot infection that spelled your demise.

As part of this desire to return to the supposed “good ol’ days,” some are engaging in something called “primal play.” While this also has a spicy meaning, for a certain *other* kind of freak, it means pretending to be an animal surrounded by people who are *also* doing that.

Yeah, count me out.

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