Purdue's 'Peanut Butter Man' Actually Covered in Sunflower Butter
Hey, he could be doing worse things with his time.
Published 1 month ago in Funny
Last week, a man was spotted on Purdue’s campus covered from head to toe in what appeared to be peanut butter, prompting concern from school faculty that he might come into contact with a student with peanut allergies.
The peanut-buttered man, now known as ‘Purdue’s Peanut Butter Man,’ was filmed strolling around campus wearing nothing but shorts and a thick layer of brown goo — which, as it turns out, was actually sunflower butter.
According to Vice, Purdue Police Captain Song Kang later confirmed the mystery substance was “seed butter,” which is allergen-free.
The man in question, who has not been publicly identified, turned out not to be a contagion, just some weirdo.
Scanner Traffic: An individual on Purdue's campus is covered head to to in peanut butter touching everything... pic.twitter.com/b7TdNAQone
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