Sarah Paulson is a simple woman. She sees a big fat dump truck, and she has to squeeze it, and who among us can blame her? While promoting her new Hulu show All’s Fair, in which she stars alongside Kim Kardashian, Paulson couldn’t help but give Kim K’s tush a few slaps and a squeeze.

Video of the moment has made the rounds, and while Kim appears taken off guard by the bum pat, she turns around and laughs, posing for the cameras with her co-star, who has the happiest possible look on her face that says, “Aren’t you jealous?”

I have no idea what the plot of All’s Fair is about, and I don’t really care. I’m just happy to know Paulson is like the rest of us, incapable of controlling her intrusive thoughts. 

Sarah Paulson issued a firm ruling on Kim Kardashian’s behind at the New York City premiere of Ryan Murphy’s “All’s Fair.” pic.twitter.com/26n4Y5ju6I

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