Will Blunderfield, who once went viral for a video where he drank urine out of a Mason jar, is back on the feed, only this time, he’s bragging about how he can extract “sack energy” from alpha males in the grocery store.

Blunderfield walks us through his process, assuring us that he isn’t doing it in a “vampiric” way, but in a “wow, this guy is so hot” sort of way. The move, which he calls, “Scrotum Energy Transfer” is simple — or at least, simple to him, as he was able to pull off the move on an unsuspecting stranger who stood in front of him at the checkout line.

The man whose sack he extracted energy from, in Blunderfield’s words, was a very hot “alpha male.” He captioned the video as follows: “I absorbed pure, radiant YANG ENERGY straight from a dude’s BALL SACK today.”

Yep, totally makes sense.

Blunderfield is adamant that his ability to sync sacks with strangers in public isn’t “pervy” or “vampiric,” but is holistic as he felt “incredibly powerful” afterwards.

So let this be a lesson: That stranger behind you in line isn’t judging your outfit or thinking negative thoughts about you, but they might be stealing the yang energy from your balls. 

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