Ever since Luigi Mangione did his thang in the streets of New York, CEOs have become paranoid that they’re going to be the next ones to get attacked. I don’t know why the CEO of Care Bears would think they’ll attract the same ire as the person who denied your grandma life-saving treatment, but maybe that’s why I’m not a CEO!

But if you’re going to find someone to protect you in the event of a Mangione, where do you look? How about the security company that’s literally using the UnitedHealthcare CEO’s murder footage in their ads?

The company, Protector, has released a video showing several possible scenarios in which their company could have saved the day.

Would they have in real life? I have no idea, but I’m also not a company advertising hard-top convertibles using the Zapruder film.

A commercial by the private security firm Protector highlights how trained personnel might have prevented the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson, January 2025. pic.twitter.com/oJpD9YTn6W

— Future Adam Curtis B-Roll (@adamcurtisbroll) July 18, 2025