Someone Robbed a Gas Station Wearing Roller Blades
At least rob the place in an outfit with a little dignity.
Published 6 months ago in Facepalm
If you were to imagine being robbed, what would your robber look like? Would they show up on a motorcycle wielding a gun, demanding everything you own? Or would they try to extort you over the internet, dangling your private photos in front of you until you hand over your life savings in Bitcoin?
Turns out, robbers don’t need to do all that. In fact, this criminal got away with an armed robbery on roller skates!