Planning to visit the Port of Long Beach soon? Well, cancel those plans, because one dim-witted, untalented container ship couldn’t get its ship together and accidentally dropped dozens of containers into the sea.

Now, you might be thinking, “Being a container ship is hard! Sometimes things are going to fall!” Okay, sure, fine — doing *any* job is hard, but whatever. However, this container ship really is the worst of the worst, because not only did it drop its cargo, but it did so both into the water and *onto another ship,* totally crushing it in the process.

Now, efforts are being made to clean up this idiot ship’s lost cargo and waste. I hope this ship gets fired, or whatever the firing equivalent is for ships.

New video shows the moment when nearly an entire column of shipping containers tumbled off a ship and into the water at the Port of Long Beach.

More than 50 containers fell from the vessel Mississippi Tuesday morning while it was berthed at the Pier G container terminal,… pic.twitter.com/kmToydtI0n

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