Good news, perverts!

Have you ever been showering and wanted to rub someone else’s dirty bathwater all over you? Well, that’s not normal, but now, you actually can!

Poorly-named soap company Dr. Squatch has announced that they’re getting into the “Gamer Girl Bathwater” market, only instead of Gamer Girls, they’re featuring Euphoria star (and woman everyone online is normal about) Sydney Sweeney.

According to the company, each bar of “Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss” is infused with the star’s actual bathwater.

The stated reason behind this move from the company is, and I shit you not, “because you asked.” IMO, you shouldn’t do something because the internet asked you to, but what do I know? My soap has no one’s bathwater in it but my own!

Sydney Sweeney is selling 5,000 bars of soap that contain drops of her own bathwater, in collaboration with Dr. Squatch. pic.twitter.com/7J84KWDJmq

— Pop Base (@PopBase) May 29, 2025