As we get ready to celebrate July 4th, keeping the safety of your friends, family, loved ones, and yourself in mind is very important, especially during a holiday where people are getting drunk and then lighting off miniature explosives. Things can take a turn for the worst unexpectedly when playing with fireworks so please for your own sake as well as those around you, be careful and don't do anything too crazy, and make sure you follow the directions on the different fireworks you set off.

This thing is awesome. Does anyone know where to get them? I guess I could just go to any emergency room after the 4th of July and ask someone there...