The New Way to Sneak Booze into Concerts? Fake Ankle Monitors
No more “shoving a water bottle full of vodka down your crotch”!
Published 4 months ago in Funny
For as long as there have been festivals, there have been security guards trying to stop you from bringing your own food and drinks into them. Why would you want to bring your own sandwich and beer? You can get them inside for just $30 each!
Consequently, an essential part of the festival-planning process now includes figuring out how you’re going to bring in your alcohol. This man has presented an amazing new innovation in the field, and one that security guards almost surely won’t check: a fake ankle monitor.
He’s not going to suspect you of even drinking at all — in his mind, that’s probably how you got the ankle monitor in the first place!