In his appearance on Theo Von’s podcast, This Past Weekend, Christian Joseph, the 9-year-old social media star known as “The Rizzler,” bragged about how he “doesn’t have a bedtime.” That’s just one of the perks of being a world-famous influencer — you get to stay up late watching movies and drinking soda.

According to The Rizzler, his bedtime is 1 a.m., but he usually “goes to bed when his parents do” and always has to watch a movie before dozing off — that is, if he isn’t “already tired.”

When pressed about his late bedtime by Von, The Rizzler explained that it “fluctuates” depending on his and his parents’ schedules, but sometimes, if he’s had enough soda, he’ll stay up until three in the afternoon. 

Theo Von was in DISBELIEF after learning about the Rizzler’s Diet and Bed Time pic.twitter.com/qpRsKUzt56

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