TikToker Johnbo Stockwell has been buying and returning anvils from Amazon for the past eight months, and he has no plans on stopping anytime soon. The 26-year-old’s profile reads, “prolifically stupid,” and you know what, that just about sums it up.

What started out as a passion project has turned into an obsession for Stockwell, who, for some reason only known to him and God, has made it his life’s mission to force Amazon workers to deliver and pick up anvils from his doorstep.

Now, you’re probably thinking, “Wow, that’s hilarious, but what a jerk.” Yet after seeing him scroll through pages and pages of bought and returned anvils, I started to feel bad — not just for the Amazon employees (who already have it bad enough), forced to drop off and pick up packages filled with anvils, but for all of humanity.

And so, I don’t often say this, but I hope this story is fake. If not, may Stockwell find peace — and a less wasteful hobby. 

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