Good news, everyone, dudes still, in fact, rock! In the most literal sense possible then, the coolest guy alive is a Scottish man named Dougie Isaacs, who just set the world record for the longest stone skip of all time in 2019 by tossing a stone a whooping 400 feet.

And this isn’t one of those lame Guinness World Records, like, how many shirts can you put on in a minute, this is the Holy Grail of Guinness World Records.

If this is something you think you could be, because let’s be honest, we all do, the 2025 World Stone Skipping Championships happen in September in Scotland. 

The Guinness World Record for longest stone skip is nearly 400 ft, set by Dougie Isaacs of Scotland. pic.twitter.com/OWlbb0Xo9Y

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) June 30, 2025