Somebody’s gotta do it.

You might not believe it, but one of the most expensive liquids by volume is horse sperm. It’s not because there are a bunch of horse sperm fetishists out there; instead, it’s due to the fact that a high-quality horse can command a pretty penny. And what do you need to breed a high-quality horse? Some top-tier sperm, of course!

In this market, someone’s gotta be there to collect all this horse jizz before it can be sold. This process is so well-known that it’s basically down to a science — a weird, humpy science that looks like this: