Oh, the Tour de France. I would say something mean about the French and call biking lame, but that’s cheap. There are no American sports where you can pull over on the side of the road and have a pee with your mates. And for that, the Tour de France gets a pass.

I do have one slight alteration, though: Instead of bikes, they should be driving rally cars, and instead of riding through the countryside, they should be circling a track at 500 miles per hour. 

Only in the Tour de France does the whole peloton take a synchronized pee break. pic.twitter.com/PF2ryEjA7F

— Moments that Matter (@_fluxfeeds) July 7, 2025