In the United States, we rely on the Secret Service to protect our politicians (and also to stop people from counterfeiting money. Not sure why these two things are grouped together, but hey, seems to be working okay!).

Given how serious this job is — and how stoic these people can often appear — it’s easy to forget that members of the Secret Service are, at the end of the day, human. Humans, in case you’re not aware, can occasionally get into fights with each other — and that’s exactly what happened here.

According to RealClearPolitics reporter Susan Crabtree, a woman tasked with guarding the Obama residence got upset that her “shift replacement was late and assailed her verbally and physically when she finally did arrive to relieve her.” Her phone call about the issue, and the fight that happened afterwards, soon made their way to the media — including us!

You can watch them both below:

#BREAKING SCOOP: IS DEI STILL PLAGUING THE SECRET SERVICE?
FRACAS OUTSIDE OBAMA RESIDENCE RAISES NEW QUESTIONS: Get a supervisor "immediately before I whoop this girl's ass."

Two female Secret Service Uniformed Division officers got into a physical fight outside former… pic.twitter.com/RmEDx6BWXD

— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) May 22, 2025

#BREAKING AND EXCLUSIVE: @RCPolitics has obtained video of the fight between two women Secret Service Uniformed Division Officers outside former President Obama's residence last week after one officer called a supervisor to come before "I whoop this girl's ass."

The… https://t.co/6BQyQdEcBspic.twitter.com/9ouSfHh4sN

— Susan Crabtree (@susancrabtree) May 27, 2025