Walmart Is Locking Up Its Steaks in Chicken Wire
I don’t know about you, but if chicken wire was going to stop me from stealing a steak, I wouldn’t be stealing a steak in the first place.
Published 4 months ago in Funny
People love to complain about shampoo being locked up at CVS, but no one ever addresses the real issue: that people love to complain about the “shopping experience” just as much as they love shopping.
For real thieves, some chicken wire isn’t going to stop them from having a BBQ, just like locking up moisturizer isn’t going to stop them from having smooth skin. If you weren’t going to steal steak to begin with, why do you care? And if you were, is a little bit of metal really going to stop you?
All I know is, if you show up to my BBQ with a few pounds of steaks, I’m not going to interrogate you on how you got it. I’m just going to sit my ass down and eat.
The full wire security cages on steaks are back at some Walmarts
— Wall Street Apes (@WallStreetApes) July 18, 2025
The camera shows entire sections all have these wired security cages pic.twitter.com/krfOEfBrTH