Nobody goes to the horse races anymore. Back in the good old days, you’d drive to work, get hammered, then get into your car and gamble your paycheck on the horses. Now, I don’t even know where the horse races happen — and I’ve gotta bet my earnings on insane prop bets like a loser!

But over in Peru, horse racing is still alive and well — sorta. While you can still go to a horse race, audiences are looking for a little variety — which is why this track decided to race their jockeys instead.

The whole thing was done for charity, and the jockeys themselves seemed to love it. Why not make it a tradition?

JOCKEY RACE IN PERU

ANDDDD THEY’RE OFF!!
(This appears to be 3 weeks ago) pic.twitter.com/IUGQUSYPfc

— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) July 13, 2025