If you want to throw hands again, you gotta ride with Royal Caribbean!

Over the weekend, a fight broke out on a Carnival Cruise docked in Galveston, Texas (Jesus, guys, you couldn’t even save it for international waters?).

While the fight appears to have started small, it quickly escalated to the point where 24 of the people involved were placed on Carnival’s “Do Not Sail” list, though only one person was arrested. 

NEW: Carnival Cruise Line bans 24 guests after a brawl broke out while the ship was docked in Galveston, Texas over the weekend.

Among them included a 9-year-old getting a ban for life after damaging an arcade, and starting a fight with another child. pic.twitter.com/bLkDaHCxsz

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