Ah, the beach. There’s nothing like being in the direct, scalding sunlight while getting pooped on by pigeons and having every crevice of your body filled with sand. What a great way to spend your one week of allotted vacation time!

Of course, if you go to the beach, a whole host of things can happen to you. For example, you could get a sunburn — or you could be hunted down by a runaway umbrella, which is what happened to this woman.

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