It *does* look pretty difficult.

There are some things that are ridiculously easy to shoplift. For example, if you never wanted to pay for gum or candy bars ever again, you probably wouldn’t have to — just shove that shit down your pants and walk out.

Other items, however, are hard to snag. For example, this woman clearly wanted to steal a chainsaw, but she just couldn’t figure out how to stick the thing down her pants.

At least she didn’t accidentally turn it on!

When your boyfriend’s been wantin’ a chainsaw, but money’s been tight. pic.twitter.com/R6OxgfgSzz

— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) July 9, 2022