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25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

If you've landed a girlfriend, that puts you ahead of most of this site. But can you actually keep her?

By PocketEpiphany

Published 3 years ago in Funny

If you've landed a girlfriend, that puts you ahead of most of this site. But can you actually keep her?

All it takes is saying one wrong thing to completely kill the relationship. To help you keep your gal, we compiled the things you should never, EVER say to your girlfriend!
  • 1

    "Will you marry me?"

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 2

    My friend's ex told me that another friend looked better than his girl. It kinda made her conscious about the other woman, especially if he mentioned her.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 3

    My wife is better in bed than you

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 4

    Calm down

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 5

    Your mom looks hot in that

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 6

    You look fat when you cry.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 7

    I remember in high school my gf at the time was singing to me, and then I went on to say “you know who can really sing well, ____, she’s really good!”. Now that I’m older, I look back at how stupid that was.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 8

    Holy sh*t, are you pregnant?

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 9

    "Your best friend is hot"

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 10

    "My ex was better at...." You don't even need to complete it. Those 5 words are all it takes.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 11

    Whether another woman looks attractive

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 12

    Apparently telling her she should be more responsible minutes after she lost her phone is something you shouldn't say.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 13

    I can help you with your workout and diet routine to lose that extra weight.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 14

    Most things are said in the heat of an argument. Words matter and they can cut someone far deeper than any physical weapon. And once you've said them, you can't take them back. So watch what you say during an argument.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 15

    "Your period must be coming"

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 16

    Smile more

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 17

    "You're crazy." Seriously, don't ever say that.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 18

    Your mom at this age looked better… what happened?

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 19

    “You’re right, you do look kinda fat”

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 20

    Backhanded compliments. Example- "You look so beautiful without your glasses."

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 21

    You’re overreacting

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 22

    Anything that makes them feel insecure, really. Even if you do break up, don't ever say "I never loved you", they will forever remember that and it will stain their future relationship(s), uncertain if they really do love them

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 23

    Once told my girlfriend in college she wasn’t funny, and things got nuclear.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 24

    Friendly Reminder: if she asks which of her friends you’d like to do a threesome with, only name one friend.

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

  • 25

    Anything that would indicate that your love is dependent on something other than her character (e.g. "as long as you look hot I’ll love you" etc.) And I’d avoid things that they can’t control ("your laughter sounds awful etc)...those things hit deep and very very hard

    25 Things You NEVER Want to Say to Your Girlfriend

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