Earlier this year, a Redditor made an incredible post on r/Confession. Of course, anything on the internet should be taken with a grain of salt, but I’m inclined to believe this dude simply because of the scale of his claim.
Unbelievably, this child isn’t alone. As it turns out, TikTok is filled with wannabe Dolezals, ranging from kids who think they’re Filipino to youngsters who really, really want to be Mexican.
The first rule of massaging your pet possum is always make sure you rub both sides of the possum, otherwise, you might interfere with its "natural chi."