No driver’s license? No OSHA certification? No 5th grade diploma? No problem!

A 10-year-old boy in Pittsburgh lived all of our childhood intrusive thoughts on Monday, stealing a Bobcat skid-steer loader from a construction site and taking a joy ride through his neighborhood.

Doorbell cameras captured a 10-year-old boy driving a piece of construction equipment through the streets of Pittsburgh, damaging multiple vehicles. READ MORE: https://t.co/B3cQPe7yj6 pic.twitter.com/LZHZtJJ0Qb

— KDKA (@KDKA) September 26, 2023

After several moments of barreling down the road, hitting multiple parked cars, a fence and even bulldozing a stop sign, the child ultimately stepped out of the vehicle sporting a construction hat and a BB gun.

He was taken into custody by Mt. Lebanon police and released an hour later.

Shocking Ring video shows the moments a 10-year-old boy took a piece of construction equipment down streets in Pittsburgh’s Brookline neighborhood. Mt Lebanon police confirmed his age. The Bobcat skid-steer hit several cars, a fence & stop sign. Hear from neighbors at noon @KDKA. pic.twitter.com/xqxoafITdA

— Jessica Guay (@JessicaGuayTV) September 26, 2023

Though several cars were damaged amid the ordeal — including one SUV, which appeared to be totaled — one thing is certain: He’s gonna be the coolest kid in juvie.