Five years after iconic pink-haired troll Belle Delphine inspired an entire legion of hot girls by selling jars of her “Gamer Girl Bath Water” for $30 a pop, the e-girl entrepreneur is back with a new venture, selling a life-sized sex doll of herself, complete with used panties and a hot pink coffin.
“Ever wanted to f—k me? Now you can (almost) f—k me,” the 24-year-old began her now-viral post announcing the venture on Wednesday. “I’m selling my very own customized S-X TOY (including my own clothes and worn panties).”
Describing the replica doll as “basically me but less annoying,” Delphine remained tight-lipped about the price point, encouraging fans interested in buying to reach out to her on OnlyFans. Yet she offered a glimpse at one of the accessories included with the purchase of a Belle 2.0 — a pink, sparkly coffin.
“Just when you thought it couldn't get weirder... it always does,” she wrote alongside an old-school winking emoticon.
Naturally, as they do when it comes to coffin-transported sex dolls, Twitter had questions, comments, and concerns, namely of the “shut up and take my money” variety.
“Babe, what is this charge for $5000 on the Amex?” wrote @7Chriscrowe7.
“If I win the lottery I wouldn’t tell anyone.. but there will be signs,” added @noturkittenn while @Radfemfuture heralded Delphine’s business prowess.
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“She knows her audience,” they joked.
Love her or hate her, one thing is certain about BelleDel: There’s a reason she’s a multimillionaire.
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