One hammered woman discovered that being intoxicated comes with high highs and low lows — literally — eating s—t while attempting to climb a tree.


While at first, the woman in question shimmied up what appeared to be a palm tree with relative ease, her entire a— in full view as she scaled it like a rope in gym class, her apparent intoxication quickly got the best of her as she attempted to move onto a branch.



Moments after swinging over, propping herself upside down, the twig-like branch had enough, snapping off of the tree and sending her pummeling, back first, onto the ground below.


Though it’s unknown whether the woman in question suffered any injuries as a result of the fall, one thing is certain — she most definitely had one hell of a hangover the next day.