Brits love their awful food. Mushy peas, jellied eels, that one dish that’s just a pie of fish heads? Yeah, I’ll pass on the whole country.

Unfortunately, as many a global south country learned in the past few centuries, the Brits can’t be stopped. They’ll still keep eating that garbage, no matter how many people across the world tell them that they’re disgusting for doing so.

In fact, not only will they keep chowing down on tasteless bullshit, but they’ll actually have the gall to enjoy it. Take, for example, this pair, who seem visibly aroused by the idea of eating cold beans directly from the can.

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Over the course of the video, both of the Brits admit that they enjoy eating cold canned beans, though they have different methods for doing so. One enjoys a fork, the other utilizes a spoon — and yes, this is how British people actually are. In fairness, the man does say that “people think this is ridiculous,” meaning that there are still some people with sense in that godforsaken country.

In theory, there’s really nothing wrong with eating beans straight up. Yes, it’s a bit of a fail meal, but you do you. Just have the decency to heat it up in a bowl first — and for God’s sake, don’t talk about such a depression meal on TV.