Joining the rapidly expanding gallery of “things I didn’t know were things” is the self-described “World’s Fastest Carrot Eater,” who has been posting videos of him “training” to TikTok. As you can probably guess, the training involves eating a carrot as quickly as possible.
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In the videos, our carrot-gobbler, Blake, holds a carrot on a bench top before approaching it from above and swallowing it whole almost instantaneously, walking away to chew and do a victory dance. He’s been training for a month, so there are 30 videos of him doing this that you can enjoy if you’re so inclined.
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There’s a notable improvement between his first video, in which he works his way down, chewing the carrot, and his more recent videos, in which he almost looks like he’s inhaling the carrot. What do you know? Practice does make perfect!
Commenters are consistently impressed, although one girl pointed out that when it comes to the battle for world’s fastest carrot eater, Blake “might be the only one competing.” But a win is a win, okay?
Most of the comments are, unsurprisingly, sexual in nature, with people commenting variations of “This is what my boyfriend expects me to do,” and “Bro should meet Drake,” referring to a video that leaked a few weeks ago claiming to show Drake masturbating. Blake’s bio does state “21 and up,” so he’s aware of the suggestive nature of his videos.
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To be honest, his videos deep-throating carrots aren’t even the weirdest things on his page — that would be the videos in which he offers to sell “freshly clipped armpit hair” to anyone who joins his livestream. “If you want armpit hair for your mom for Christmas, join my live,” he can be seen telling viewers while holding nail scissors to his armpit. I think I’m good. Thanks though!
It seems like he’s probably already the world’s fastest carrot eater, so it’s not clear what his plans are for the future of this series. Based on the rest of his page, I’m slightly nervous, and I suspect the answer is nothing good.
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