I'm writing this blog with a gun held to my head! This is more terrifying then when my mother forced me to poo on the toilet for the first time. I have been told by the Aliens, (kinda look like Jews with lizard features) to reveal to the world their plan to take over the world! So I write today to warn all about the great apocalypse that will take place in the year of 2012!
Firstly all internet porn sites will be destroyed causing mass riots and increased sales at newspaper stands. Next 911 conspirators will loose their ability to text fellow conspirators. Meanwhile, the only form of communication will be land lines. to which verbal communication has been totally destroyed. "For sure, for sure, I'm a valley Girl". Frank Zappa should have been President. Would have cleaned out a lot of dead wood.
Dissent is useless, comply or die! To dissent is unAmerican!