Now ZeroEnygma thought to make Deevo fall by the hand of the bloggers. And when his servants told Deevo these words, it pleased Deevo well to be the kings son-in-law.
Before the time had expired, Deevo arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the bloggers. And Deevo brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the kings son-in-law.
And ZeroEnygma, though thoroughly disgusted, gave him his daughters BabyDuckk, MissTawpa and Cojackcity for wives, throwing in WhiteChocolate for good measure...and they all lived happily ever after.