A Christmas Poem
Eastside_Dave
Published
12/21/2008
'Twas the night before Christmas and there on the can.
Sat a drunken, dejected, poopless old man.
The Ex-Lax had been taken, hours before bed.
In hopes that the turtle would rear his brown head.
Then up from the bowl there arose such a splatter!
I sprang from the seat to see what was the matter!
And what to my wondering eyes should appear,
but a brown fecal flounder, swimming in recycled beer.
"At last I have shit!" I screamed at the wall.
Then flush away, flush away, flush away all.
I could now settle down to a long winter's nap.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good crap!
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