The long walk to the loo was a painful one, for my bladder was litterally the size of an elephant...okay that was an exaggeration.  It was a long walk from one side of the store to el bano.  I walk in the bathroom of echos.  Every little noise that touches the tile walls and floor bounces back.  Not being a bat and not needing "echo location" I ignore the unecessary feedback, and head to the urinal.

Rats!

Some un-savory character is taking up valuable real estate at MY urinal.  My love for the urinal is profound.  There is no need to aim...it is right there at my member's level.  Remembering that I need to flow like Niagra, I duck into the middle stall.  I unzip and proceed to release the power from within.  The noise of urine hitting toilet water bounces off the wall and into my ears.  I daze off into "AW's World."  I could attempt to describe "AW's World" but I would have to make up some words, and we do not have time for that rubbish at the moment.

Something wasn't right, I snapped out of "AW's World" quickly.  There was no noise.  I looked down and noticed that a Golden Lake Erie was forming where I was aimed.  I had missed the target worse than a drunk fighter pilot flying over Iraq.  A silent chuckle was let loose in the stall as the victim turned on the faucet.  Not wanting to waste company time or money I exited the stall to take the bull by the horns.

"Thanks a lot."  the customer said, rinsing his foot off in the sink.  Unsanitary.

"Oh my sir, it appears someone urinated on your foot."  I responded checking my pocket watch.

"Yeah it was you!"  the unsavory character said getting in between the toes.

"Dear God man, that is unfortuante that one of my co-workers decided to relieve themselves on your foot and birkenstock sandal.  That I do apoligize."  I began to wash my hands with soap, something my comrade to my right was failing to do.  "At least you didn't have socks on!"  I muttered out. 

"You are the one that pissed on me!"  He said, now rinsing off his sandal

"Listen sir, I can't make things 100% right, but I can try.  I can offer you a discount on anything in the store that you need, today only though.  After that we have to leave it up to Zeus himself as to what is going to happen."

I heard him ask "Are you out of your fucking mind?"  I think that is what he said over the hand dryer.  They may save energy, but they sure are loud. 

"I wish you a good day sir, and please any time that you need any major electronics, dvd, or even a guitar do not hestiate to come in.  We show up to work for you!"  I said as I did an about face and left him to his rinsing.

It was always sad to see the homless bathing in public restrooms.