I have not pooped in 36 hours.
I have taken all kinds of OTC medication to get the problem resolved. I ate a whole can of beans earlier, and went to a mexican food restaraunt in a vain attempt to get fire hole.
I am getting very cranky, and cannot focus on anything other than ebaumsworld.com.
Funny considering I am constipated, and people call this website and features "shit"
I am full of shit usually 8 times out of ten...but now it is a full 100%
I hate everybody and everything.