Day 37.  Im still locked in this room.  Since I was kidnapped by a hoard of small asians, I have lost a considerable amout of weight.  The only things I have are this computer and a hole to shit in.  And the only site that works is this fucking ebaums shit.  I dont know why I am here or for how long.  What are they going to do with me?  I am caged like an animal.  There is a small window.  My plan is simple.  If I can get my legs through the window I might be able to squeeze myself through like an octopus.  Once I am out I will run day and night in hopes of finding a mcdonalds or an arbys.  Why, why, why, why is this happening to me?